Signs I am losing it:
1) Reading through some paperwork I’d filled out for my daughter’s school, I noticed that next to the question “weight at birth” I’d answered “20 lbs.”. TWENTY pounds.
She was twenty inches at birth. 6 pounds and change. Inches……pounds….whatever.
2) I just called out “C’mon! In here Roomba! C’mon!”. And expected it to [...]
